Funny Stuff Only in The Phils. * Nakasulat sa pader: "MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!" * along a highway in Pampanga: "WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE" * in a Baguio grocery: "FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE" * in Cubao: "NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY" * on a parking lot: "TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED" * along Luneta Boulevard: "BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD" * on Jeepney and Bus signs: "BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF" * on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue: "WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS" * on a delivery truck: "NOT FOR HERE" * on window of a restaurant in Baguio: "WANTED: BOY WAITRESS" * A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university: "PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN." * At a men's comfort room, above a urinal: "HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN" * at a construction site in Mandaluyong: "BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG" * somewhere along San Andres: "NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS" * vacant lot near makati ave.: "DON'T PARKING" * at an eatery in Cebu: "WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL! and this is the best of them all!! * on a building somewhere in the Philippines... "NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO"